Monday, April 04, 2005

Pornography at its Best

I think that pornstars are the coolest people on the planet.
All they do is fuck.
They get paid for something which everyone enjoys doing. Fucking is their form of expertise.
Generally, sex is involved in whatever a man does. It can be anything you can think of. Be it working, studying or even doing some charity. Working leads to earning money, leads to getting the girl and finally leads to sex. Studying leads to getting a better job, leads to earning more money, leads to getting the girl easier and finally leads to sex too. Doing some charity may be more difficult to evaluate but the end results would still be the same. Sex is like the fruit of our labour. You have to put in a certain amount of effort to achieve it.
Pornstars, on the other hand, are different. They fuck for a living. The more they fuck, the more they earn. And the girls who they get to fuck are not some ugly, fat cows you see on the streets. They can be so beautiful until sometimes you even wonder why they are doing all this for a living. With assets like theirs, they can easily attract any handsome guy with a million dollar account.
How often can you go out with your colleagues and ending up fucking them?
Pornstars, however, can just find some place to chill out, have a drink or two before someone pops out the question ' Hey, wana fuck?' to start the ball rolling.
Talk about workaholics.

There are many different categories of porn.
Firstly, you have two cores.
Softcore and hardcore.

Soft porn is gay in nature.
I don't know why it exists in the first place. Nothing much can be seen even though there's a fucking scene going on. What's the point of watching porn when there's restrictions?
The reason why it's called soft porn.
Cos it doesn't get you hard.
Some scenes consist of the guy fucking a girl but you can only see his expressions. It is shown in a way such that you can't see anything from his waist to bottom. You can see him exerting strength and arms holding on to something. It is assumed that he should be holding on to a girl's ass and pounding her hard. But with camera angles like this, he could be like moving some furniture and it would still look exactly the same.

Elias sent me a porn clip earlier on this week. Normally you won't view the whole porn from start till end. Usually one would forward the clip here and there and it would be over. However, the clips that Elias have are unique. They are considered porno. They show the private parts of people, some fuck scenes and all. But once you see one of them, you would want to see all of them, from starting till the end, without any fast forwarding. The clips can practically glue you to the screen and making you ignore everything else around you. What kind of porn could this be?
He sent me a clip of midgets fucking a middle aged woman.
It would be like hobbits fucking a mother. They are like half the size of the natural grown woman and still fucking her brains out. I think the woman is just insane to let herself being treated like that. The midgets, on the other hand, are enjoying themselves and trying all kinds of positions they can think of. What in the world was that all about.
Sick.
The clip made me used up a couple of tissue papers though.
There was another one Elias sent me.
A woman pushing out a giant octopus from her vagina.
That has got to hurt.
I knew exactly how she felt as I did try putting something into my arse too, after watching the clip and being inspired by it.
It didn't occurred to me how dangerous it was to try such a stunt until I realised that I have no control of the shit coming out of my ass now.

1 Comments:

Blogger ♥ Jill said...

this is so sick.

Monday, April 11, 2005 11:32:00 PM  

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