Simply Fantastic

No idea how to upload a photo. No idea how to change a template. No idea how to add sounds. No idea how to add links. No idea what I am talking about anyway.
Perhaps there's a way to find out if it is necessary or whether it is just for additional bonus. Whatever it is, I definitely will have to spend some time by browsing and figuring out, which I forbid myself to do so. So, for the love of God, if there's anyone out there able to ease my sufferings, please do so by lending a helping hand damnit. You aint cool if you don't blog.