Conspiracy Theory

Walked to Redhill Mrt station like any other day. Met Kong at the station and went home together since he was taking the East bound train too.
We had a nice conversation, mainly on theories which we have made up.
Theories which might be true to a certain extent.
Or they could be just fiction, depending on how you look at them.

Hakson and Isaac could be from two different planets.
The reason why we suspected that they were from different planets is because they are totally opposite in character. One barbaric, the other quiet in nature.
They could be both in their own spaceships and collided against each other by accident, causing the ships to crash onto Earth. This could happen when they were both very young, maybe still as infants. Their parents were left in their original planets back then and didn't had the chance to bring them up properly. Not much love and concern have been showered upon them thus the results of having rebellious and non-constructive strange behaviours. They have grown up to be
youngsters in the wilds and are striving very hard to survive on their own. They have not seen their parents for a long time as their spaceships have been damaged and parts were scattered all over. They have been trying all ways to get back to their own planets for very long now. They know that Earth is not the place where they belong and they are not welcomed here, especially the Alien King. Overall, Hakson is still fine... just that he needs time to get along with his surroundings and also adapt to how normal human beings are like.
Even as of now, you can hear them randomly calling people up using the phones in Admin and asking them if they knew the whereabouts of the missing spaceship parts.
Alien King's ship would be a grand one. With ultra protection of giant pores all over the surface and an additional brown patch of color designed identically based on his own mutated body.

We also suspected that Hakson could be a real human.
He could be like anyone of us, just that he is real good in acting.
He claims to be in depression.
And because of this, he is excused from alot of duties. Nobody will give him the responsibilities of handling anything. Even if he is being asked to do something, he will be doing slower than any old dying man. He can just take his own sweet time and do at his own pace, sometimes even wasting time away doing unnecessary things. He can't travel by himself in public or he will get lost. He don't know how to take public transport and has to rely on his parents all the time.
Mainly because he is under depression.
It could be due to a past relationship gone bad.
He could be faking it and nobody would know.
His hair is always botak no matter what. Always short and neat. Anything longer than botak and he would go cut it away. Maybe because having long hair would remind him of his past. Maybe last time he had very long hair and was a big time gangster. Maybe his body is full of tattoos and nobody would know since he doesn't change his clothings in the mess room. Maybe he is a hardcore clubber and frequents zouk every week.

Well...
Believe it or not,
it's up to you.